My Kitchen, Written Down — No. I
Twenty years of suppers for five, a church that thinks I enjoy cooking for forty, and a husband who comes off the road hungry on Friday.
Hey family. I am Monique, and this is the whole kitchen — not the pretty version, the Tuesday version. Three hundred sixty-four things I actually cook, with the real amounts, the real times, and the part nobody tells you: how to know when it is done. The sides and the sweets come first in this book, because that is what people remember about a plate.
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I. Everything that comes with it
Each part can be had on its own at the price beside it. I sell it as one thing because it was never really six things.
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II. The money
I do not cook this way to save money. I cook this way because it is how I was taught and it is what my people want on a plate. But the money is real, so here it is, plain.
| Cut | Price per lb | Per lb of meat you eat |
|---|---|---|
| Chicken leg quarters | $0.99 | $1.52 |
| Whole chicken | $1.29 | $1.84 |
| Smoked turkey wings | $2.49 | $3.56 |
| Pork neck bones | $2.29 | $3.82 |
| Chuck roast | $5.49 | $6.46 |
| Oxtails | $11.99 | $21.80 |
That last line is why Chapter VIII tells you which two cuts taste like oxtail for a third of the money.
| Pot | Feeds | Per plate |
|---|---|---|
| Pinto beans with smoked turkey | 8 | $1.05 |
| Baked macaroni and cheese | 12 | $1.10 |
| Collard greens | 8 | $1.35 |
| Chicken spaghetti | 10 | $1.45 |
| Fried whiting | 6 | $1.60 |
| Skillet cornbread | 8 | $0.18 |
| Eating out two nights a week | $480 |
| Cooking the week in this book | $310 |
| Kept | $170 a month |
That is two thousand dollars a year. Run it against your own statement rather than mine, and then set it aside, because it is the smallest thing in here.
III. Inside the book
Every entry stands on its own: what to do, the amount, and the reason underneath. Each chapter ends with the short version — every trick in that chapter on one page, for the days you only want reminding.
IV. What is in it
The sides and the sweets come first, because that is what people remember about a plate. The meat case is chapter eight.
| Chapter | Entries | |
|---|---|---|
| I | What I Don't Do Anymore — frying without a pot of oil, the things I stopped buying, the equipment truth, and the shortcuts that are not cheating | 28 |
| II | Greens and Beans — the meat first and alone, three waters, pot likker, and every bean pot I cook | 30 |
| III | Mac and Cheese and the Casseroles — block cheese, the custard method, and why yours comes out dry or greasy | 26 |
| IV | The Sides That Make the Plate — potatoes, candied yams, corn, okra, slaw, deviled eggs and the bright thing people forget | 34 |
| V | Cornbread, Biscuits and Dressing — a screaming pan, cold butter, and a dressing wetter than you think | 30 |
| VI | Chicken, Every Way I Cook It — fried, smothered, baked, wings, dumplings, and what to do with the carcass | 32 |
| VII | Something Sweet — cobblers, sweet potato pie, banana pudding, pound cakes and the small sweets | 34 |
| VIII | The Meat Case — cube steak, neck bones, the oxtail substitute, pork, turkey wings and what each one really costs | 32 |
| IX | Fish and Friday Night — the fry, the grease, salmon patties, shrimp, and the boil | 24 |
| X | Rice, Gumbo and the Big Pots — rice that is not sticky, the roux, gumbo, jambalaya and the stews | 26 |
| XI | The Morning Table — grits, gravies, biscuits, and a Saturday skillet | 24 |
| XII | Sunday Dinner and the Church Plate — one oven, fifteen people, a schedule that holds, and how to travel with hot food | 24 |
| XIII | The Holiday Table — a countdown that starts six days out, the thaw math, and the turkey | 20 |
V. Who is doing the cooking
I am forty-six, I live outside Jackson, Mississippi, and I have been cooking for a full table since I was twenty-five.
Three children. A husband, Darnell, who drives a truck all week and walks in on Friday night hungry enough to eat the kitchen door. A church with a food committee that has my phone number. Between them I have cooked more suppers than I could count, and I have ruined enough of them to know exactly where things go wrong.
My mama Earlene taught me most of what started me off. The rest I learned standing at my own stove with three kids pulling at me and forty minutes to get something on the table.
I am not a chef. I do not have a restaurant. What I have is twenty years of the same kitchen, and everything in this book has been cooked in it more times than I can say.
VI. Asked and answered
Yes, and more of it. The videos take one dish at a time. The book is the whole kitchen in order, with the amounts written down instead of me saying “a little of this.”
No. Everything works on a modern range, gas or electric or glass top. Iron makes the cornbread and the chicken better, and I say so where it matters.
No. Every entry gives you a plain starting point with real amounts, and the by-feel part comes later with the pan. Chapter I is the easiest place to start and it is the one that saves you the most money.
Most of these recipes halve cleanly, and the appendix on cooking for a crowd works in reverse. Honestly, though, I would cook the full pot and eat it three ways — that is the system in The Week.
It is honest food and I am not going to pretend otherwise. There is butter and there is grease in it, because that is what this food is. I am not a doctor and I do not give advice about anybody's health.
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